August 20, 2008

If I Could Post Multiple Audio Files in One Day ...

ardenashley:

my next would be I Can’t Get Next to You by The Temptations.

That came up on shuffle on my walk home from the metro last night.  Just consider that an indirect Tumblr post (in spirit).

Goddamn fly!
Goddamn fly!
Huh? Somebody say somethin’?
Huh? Somebody say somethin’?
Happy Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday everybodzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Happy Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday everybodzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
August 19, 2008
Poltergeist remake? Where do I sign up*?!!! *To not see it?

I don’t really have a problem with remakes in general, especially if they sincerely have something new to bring to the original story (hello The Fly), but I have a big problem with the unbelievable glut of horror remakes of the last five years or so.  It’s all one big Hollywood studio clusterfuck of a grab at everyone’s money…Hence, so little thought being put into films like The Fog, When A Stranger Calls, Black Christmas, Prom Night, et al.

Please, do not remake Poltergeist.  I love the original film dearly, and as far as I’m concerned the only service a quickie remake will provide to the public is the names of screenwriters and a director whose next projects we’ll know to avoid.  Even make another shitty sequel if you have to…Just don’t even try to convince me that the original film demands to be remade, because it absolutely doesn’t.

“ Do you ever do something and then think to yourself: That’s So Raven?

Zach Galifianakis (Via: Supersonic Electronic) (via extrafirmhold)

OMG! Taylor and i tried so hard to get that phrase to happen… has it happened?!?!?!

(via kellyv79)

Fucking fuck!  People laughed at us for trying to make it happen, too.  Laughed.  It was all very, very Raven.  Oh well, I guess it’s time to give “Excuse my beauty” a try.

Milos Forman at the AFI Silver, post-Cuckoo’s Nest. You might need to squint.
Milos Forman at the AFI Silver, post-Cuckoo’s Nest. You might need to squint.

One lame Heather Mills joke, and we're off...

  • Nat: "Hey, Heather, when you booked your tickets for your vacation and they included a stop at a local park, did you call that the Wooden Leg of your Journey?"
  • (This and other unnecessarily involved jokes can be found in volume 6 of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dim Lighting)
  • me: Scary Stories To Conclude With You High-Fiving Your Friend
  • Nat: Scary Stories to Think About While Doing the Dishes
  • me: Scary Stories For A Sunny Day At The Ocean With A Lovable Cartoon Whale
  • Nat: Scary Stories to be Read Outloud While Your Wife is Giving Birth (And Loudly, 'Cause She's Probably Screaming)
  • me: Scary Stories To Confuse Your Dad And His Beer Buddies
  • Nat: Scary Stories involving Treat Williams
  • Volume 21
  • me: Scary Stories Filtered Through The Disturbed Mind Of Joel-Peter Witkin, Then Made Bearable By Shel Silverstein, Then Watered Down By The Team Who Made The US Version Of Coupling
Hasbro is hipping up Clue
Can a remake of the classic American film version be far behind?
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

ardenashley:

kiamatthews:

ied:

David Lee Roth - Running with the Devil - vocal track - Screaming only version

Kia posted the original, but we felt that taking out all the gaps and actual “singing” was a moral imperative.

Ok. I think I just peed a little bit. Uncontrollable laughter. Thank you IED for taking something great and making it stratospheric.

Color me enthused. Wow. WOWOWOWOW.  

I never thought anything would top DLR’s performance of ”Ice Cream Man” at the VH show earlier this year …. but this just did. 

If you hear those sounds coming out of this van, don’t come a-knockin’!